How nice to get notified that my blog is one year old through a subscription renewal receipt for ifyoucangivegoodhead.org... Buying a domain that reflects the most primal hypothesis in the art world– that's self-care. & let's be real a lot of the self-care stuff is a waste of money. But in a world where my time is sometimes held hostage by rather dumb & lazy people, a platform where I can spend however much time writing about whatever I want with anonymity between 0 to 100 is kind of worth paying for.
At my best, I try to spend my writing time thinking about the things & people that matter to me rather than those that bother me. I try not to overcrowd my blog with heinous stories although some people might find them entertaining or relatable. Perhaps a big-time art collector taking his pants off standing between me and a Joan Mitchell painting is more entertaining than relatable, & a condescending loser repeatedly asking me if I understand American TV references is more relatable than entertaining.
Anyway, here's to aging gracefully & bravely. This one-year-old blog has so far received wonderfully friendly reviews & mildly surprising messages from Onlyfans creators who judged the blog by its URL & determined it a porn site. You never know what the future holds– some might say that my post about getting a full brazilian is already pornographic. & one day a hot woman's ability to give extraordinary head won't be enough to cut it in the art world & I'll have to replace my domain to one that poses a harder question.
