Happy Women's History Month to all the girls with bangs & bad fathers... The skater girls... The horse girls... The girls who need their boyfriends to get a vasectomy... The girls with trust issues... The girls who can't pick a dessert... The girl's girls... The misogynistic girls... The girls who never have cash... The girls who lie in therapy... The girls who hate being a girl... The girls who love being a girl... The girls who hate the porn industry but watch porn anyway...The girls who make porn... The dog girls... Cat girls... The girls who count calories... The girls who can't cook... The girls who are estranged from their families... The hetero-optimist girls... The girls who only date finance bros... The girls with no personality... The girls who compete with their sisters... The girls who steal from the library... The corporate girls... The Marxist yet trust-funded girls... The preventative botox girls... The intermittent fasting girls... The overqualified girls... The politically incorrect girls... The impossibly nice girls... The blogger girls...
